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With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps men get their young brute energy back in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and beyond.

Many of these men are also trimming up, looking better than ever, overly impressing their ladies, and feeling even more confident virtually overnight.
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70 Vitamins, Extracts, And Superfoods + 95 Mg Of Caffeine
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With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps men get their young brute energy back in their 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond.
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Morning Man: the world's most ruthless Morning drink

but for men

The taste is...

Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.

Smooth & Consistent

daily sh!ts

Probiotics, enzymes, greens, & 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery like clockwork.

Like Athletic Greens...

Athletic Greens is great... but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls. 
Trusted by Thousands of Men

HAND FORGED

for men by men

Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man's #1 superfood fuel (like mainlining vegetables from Mother 
Nature herself)

the undisputed morning drink for men

the undisputed morning drink for men

when consumed daily supports:

energy levels

You'll actually have to do all the things that you said you would do when you have more energy

brain function

Your wife will think you've been watching too much Jeopardy with all the new info you'll retain

gut
health

That ol' gut of yours will be running nicer than your diesel - handling big loads with ease!

immune system

Give your body the 12-gauge it needs to hold down the fort and kick the common colds teeth in

ELEVATED ENERGY

With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.

BRILLIANT BRAIN

We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.

GREAT
GUT

GREAT GUT

Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.

Vital
Vitamins

Vital Vitamins

Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.

ELEVATED ENERGY

With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.

BRILLIANT BRAIN

We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.

GREAT
GUT

GREAT GUT

Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.

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Vital Vitamins

Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.
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The taste is...

Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.

Smooth & Consistent

Probiotics, enzymes, greens, & 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.

Like Athletic Greens...

Athletic Greens is great... but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls. 

HAND FORGED

Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man's #1 superfood fuel (like main lining vegetables from mother 
nature herself)

100% natural ingredients

ingredients even your wife would approve

(here are just a few for you to brag about)

"Uncut"
Spirulina

Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend. Y'all mean...

Organic Alfalfa

Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.

Organic Barley

Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.

Green Tea ext.

Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.

Here's the full list

  Spirulina
  Organic Alfalfa powder
  Organic Barley Leaf Powder
  Green Tea extract
  Green Coffee Bean Extract
  Organic Chlorella Powder
  Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
  Apple Powder
  Broccoli Flower Powder
  Mango Fruit Powder 
  Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
  Bilberry Fruit extract 
  Beet Root Powder
  Carrot Root Powder
  Spinach Leaf Powder
  Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
  Grape Seed Extract
  Licorice root powder 
  Lycium berry fruit extract
  Slippery Elm bark powder
  Blueberry Juice Powder
  Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
  Monk Fruit Extract
  Citrus bioflavonoids extract
  Pea Protein Isolate
  Artichoke leaf extract
  Citric acid
  Rhodiola root dry extract
  Inulin
  Eleuthero root extract
  Rosemary leaf extract
  Milk thistle seed extract 
  Ashwagandha root extract
  Holy Basil Leaf Extract
  Hawthorn berry extract
  Reishi mushroom powder
  Shiitake mushroom powder
  Psyllium husk powder
  Bromelain
  Burdock root powder
  Lactobacillus plantarum
  Ginger rhizome powder
  Kelp whole plant powder

this is not

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this is not

your sisters green drink

this is not

your sisters green drink

Natures rocket fuel

Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later. 

Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever. 

70+ Superfoods & vitamins

Like mainlining vegetables from mother nature herself...

Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.

tastes effin' amazing

Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting like dirty underwear after a good mow. Not Morning Man Greens. 

You’ll be amazed at just how good Morning Man Greens tastes. It has a refreshing sweet tea-like experience with hints of pineapple. While everyone's tastes are different — what we can say is that everyone loves it.

I'll tell you what... buy it, try it and you be the judge. You hate it, we'll personally refund you, no questions asked.

proprietary blend?!

Sorry, "Old Balls Jonathan's Secret Greens Recipe" didn't fit on the bag. 🤷
Unlike performance enhancing supplements that want to use proprietary blends to hide the fact that they barely use certain ingredients, Morning Man is more like grandma's homemade zucchini bread recipe. 

If everyone new how to make nasty greens drinks taste like heaven, we'd be out of business. Sorry, not sorry.

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365 DAY GUARANTEE

365 DAY GUARANTEE

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at [email protected] and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

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results speak for themselves

Jonathon Freres wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

I run trains...

You pervert, not that sort of train… As an employee for an unspecified yellow themed railroad. Any pick me up goes a long way. That and the fact I’m usually not getting my daily veggie intake more or less causes by lack of enthusiasm dealing with the food that my food eats. Then I find you guys. My phone goes off with the sweet sounds of money to be made and I mix up a couple scoops of your powdered awesome and kick the day square in the bean bag! Keep up the fine work gents!
Jacob Lucas wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Best damn greens

This is the best stuff on the market tastes great and is a wonderful healthy addition to any morning. I've successfully "canned" energy drinks or as I called them "tubes of false hope". But don't just take my word for it. Buy this sh!t!!!!
MJD wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Tastes grEat and I feel great

I love the ingredient list of this product and it tastes great as well. Gives me a slight boost in the morning and it's now part of my morning ritual.
Mark Miller wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

HULK GREEN

Been taking morning man greens for almost 2 weeks and it is awesome
Tyler Grouten wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Awesome

Product tastes good and gives you that sustained boost for hours with no major crash. Definitely going to order more.
Carlo Galassi wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

Amazing product and great customer service!

I purchased a month supply along with the mason jar. Both showed up in a timely manner. The mason jar was cracked and after a short email later they sent out a replacement no questions asked. i started using morning man at elk camp covering more than 10 miles a day on foot up and down mountains with 40 lbs of gear on my back and man does this stuff give you the boost you need to conquer the day!
CarpenterTJ wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

I'm a scoop and a half... 2 times a Morning Man...

I had a coffee addiction. 8 cups before 10 a.m. for the past 20 years.. The f-ing headaches in the weekends for not drinking that much became unbearable. It's been 2 weeks with Morning Man. And I could never be happier. I feel more focused, driven than I have been in 10 years. I'm telling all my friends. Been busting the Coworkers balls about the garbage energy drinks they are drinking. Energy drinks are GARBAGE and HORRIBLE for you. Reread that as many times as you need to stop drinking that crap. Read all the ingredients in this Morning Man powered. This is what you should be putting in your body. Most advertising on Facebook is a scam... Not these guys.. Fast shipping and a no b*ll sh*t guarantee.. I gave it a try. You can give it a try... The worst that can happen is you go back to coffee or that other cold can of garbage with a Crash... Thanks Morning Man
Kevin Riekofsky wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Kick Start

This is more of a chug drink (just do it and get it over with kind). Nonetheless, every morn I put down a serving and head to work. The kick of caff could be a little more! Maybe it’s because I’m used to an energy drink or coffee besides this. I do feel better throughout the First part of the day than when I drink this green-ness! Need to start adding it to my mid day to see if it help finish the work day. Good kick start though!
Cole Moorman wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Great product

Morning Man provides a nutritious blend of vitamins, minerals, and all the good things a man needs to elevate to the level of James Bond, Indiana Jones, Steve McQueen, and Chuck Norris!
Chad NesSmith wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker Mug

The glass jar is cool

I use it every day. Kinda steep in price for a mason jar, but it does have the logo printed and the Morning Man Greens are the bomb, so I ain’t complaining.
Steve D wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

First order

Took a chance on this product and I am shocked at how good it is .. I don’t have not consumed the copious amount of coffee I normally do daily, and cannot say enough good things about the product
Bill Dean wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Green stuff works awesome

Great energy every time I’ve had it. Can wrestle gators and bears at the same time!
Michael Lenzi wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Powerful Greens

Taste was great! Customer service top notch. I definitely see myself as a subscriber when I run out.
Luke Barry wrote a review about 3 Bags of Morning Man

My go go juice

There is literally no need to drink coffee. I’m feeling the morning man manifesto.
Joseph Audet wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

I love this stuff

I love the taste and am really starting to feel the benefits from this product.
Joseph Nivens wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Great stuff

Great tasting. Great energy boost without any crash. Actually haven't had coffee in a week! It's my new morning ritual.... and sometimes mid afternoon too!
Otto Tobe wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Great product. Great customer service

I have sustained energy all day long. Eating a little less, needing less sleep, less joint pain when I wake up, and the stomach issues I was having for a long time have gone away. Only down side is it took me a few days to get used to the taste. Not a big fan of the flavor but after a few days I don’t mind it at all.
Brian Leija wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Legal paradise in a bag!

Aww where do I start.. Morning Man is the yayo if I was Scarface .. My little moonshine jar that peels my eyelids open beyond expansion! It has elevated my game that I no longer use the doors on my truck but simply climb out the window like the dukes of hazard boys. I now come onto the jobsite like a rabid fighting rooster sending anybody in my path running home too there mothers in complete aww and fear of my hulk like masculinity! Thk you morning man for your perfectly blended concoction of pure adrenaline causing product. To you I tip my hard hat and say well done gentlemen… well done
David Eddins wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Love this stuff

I used to always drink energy drinks or coffee. The greens are much better, plus healthier. Couldn't be happier
Adrian Brennan wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Awesomeness beyond beleif

I was skeptical to say the lease. 3 days later I am a believer to the max. I drink it in the morning right a away and I dam near want to rip my door off the hinges on the way out. I get a shiver when I get the burst of energy. F----n phenomenal
Andrew Esparza wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Good Stuff!

Awesome results!! Love this stuff!! Great taste, nice caffeine kick and I feel great all day long with NO crash! Goodbye to nasty energy drinks! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!
Christopher T Scott wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Love this stuff

Cannot get enough of these greens a permanent part of my morning routine for sure!
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frequently asked questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.
Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man. 

With Even Weirder Love,  Jesse P.
P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.
Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man. 

With Even Weirder Love,  Jesse P.
P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

WIFE: I bet this product tastes 
like sh!t

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...
Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

- Brandon H.

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."
Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A.
Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.

WIFE: Did it
come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at [email protected] and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...
Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A.
I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

  Spirulina
  Organic Alfalfa powder
  Organic Barley Leaf Powder
  Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
  Green Tea extract
  Green Coffee Bean Extract
  Organic Chlorella Powder
  Inulin
  Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
  Apple Powder
  Broccoli Flower Powder
  Mango Fruit Powder 
  Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
  Bilberry Fruit extract 
  Beet Root Powder
  Carrot Root Powder
  Spinach Leaf Powder
  Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
  Grape Seed Extract
  Licorice root powder 
  Lycium berry fruit extract
  Ginger rhizome powder
  Slippery Elm bark powder
  Kelp whole plant powder
  Blueberry Juice Powder

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex

  Pea Protein Isolate
  Citrus bioflavonoids extract
  Artichoke leaf extract
  Citric acid
  Rhodiola root dry extract
  Eleuthero root extract
  Rosemary leaf extract
  Milk thistle seed extract 
  Ashwagandha root extract
  Holy Basil Leaf Extract
  Hawthorn berry extract
  Reishi mushroom powder
  Shiitake mushroom powder
  Monk Fruit Extract

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic 
& Probiotic Blend

  Psyllium husk powder
  Bromelain
  Burdock root powder
  Lactobacillus plantarum

Here's what our Morning Men think...

Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the supplement label and back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

WIFE: Is this a
men's only product?

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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